Smoke Your Own Cigarettes in My Bed
The Edsel Wasn't my Worst Mistake
He Wasn't Worth the Night in Rollers
He's a Skirt Chaser and I Wear Pedal Pushers
She Wears Max Factor, I Wear Chapstick
Fancy Box, Five & Dime Jewels
Prettiest at Closing Time
More Plot Twists than 'As the World Turns'