Party Like You Plan To Be Home By 9:00
His Pied a Terre Was Just His Mom's Basement
Even My Attorney Says to "Let It Go"
I've Been Ghosted More Times Than A Haunted House
I Was the Lowest Rung on His Ladder to Love
I Gave All My Wedding Dresses Away
The Other Woman Is A Ho. Ho. Ho.
Little White Lies
He Had Me at Pre-Nup